Here’s Some Information About My Body
Here’s some information about my body. Yes, I know you haven’t asked for any, but when has that ever stopped me before? Recently, during a conversation with a very brilliant woman in my life, we…
I’ve Got No Mates
I've always been good at making friends on solo trips. But this time, for a full week I had no mates at all. I was a loner. A loser. A totally Billy. AND IT WAS…
Travelling is Really Bloody Annoying
Sometimes, travel is proper shit. Well, not like real-life shit, but just quite annoying. Well, not even quite annoying really. But there are definitely annoying things about travel, and I’m going to whine to you…
I Have a Theory About Men
I have a theory about boys. Well, I have many theories about them, but here’s my latest. They have a sixth sense, and it somehow tells them when girls are happy so they can come…
Why You Shouldn’t Have a Massage in Colombia
A couple of weeks ago I was feeling a little tightly wound, due to my very stressful life of working 15 hours a week and having too many leisurely afternoon naps (I know I'm awful,…
Mean Girls: Travel Edition
Facebook travel groups are full of bitches. There, I said it. In the run up to my current trip, I joined loads of female travel groups to get advice and to feel a little less…
I Am the Worst Spanish Speaker in South America
I’ve been in South America for six months and I still cannot speak Spanish. How is this even possible? One of my main reasons for visiting this continent was to learn the language to a…
I Have Another Confession to Make…
If you’ve read my past blogs, you’ll know that I’m a fan of online confessions. And so, here’s another one for your eyes: I am a bit fatter and a bit older than the majority…