I’ve Got No Mates
I've always been good at making friends on solo trips. But this time, for a full week I had no mates at all. I was a loner. A loser. A totally Billy. AND IT WAS…
Will I Ever Learn?
I haven’t posted a blog in quite some time because I’ve been busy planning my move to Mexico. Well, that’s a lie. I didn’t plan at all, I just showed up here without a clue.…
The Time I Poisoned Myself, and Other Travel Mistakes
In the final week of my last trip, I did a really stupid thing. It’s not a funny story so I won't bang on about it, but I was furious with myself that after ten…
A Guide to Latin Love
Latin Love is, in equal measure, the best and the worst thing in the world. Whether you ask a Latin American person or a foreigner they’ll often say the same, and gender makes no difference…
Travelling is Really Bloody Annoying
Sometimes, travel is proper shit. Well, not like real-life shit, but just quite annoying. Well, not even quite annoying really. But there are definitely annoying things about travel, and I’m going to whine to you…
An Apology for My Awful Behaviour
To anyone that’s had to endure my company during the three weeks that I’ve been back from South America, I am sorry. Truly, I apologise for being a shit human. But please don't hate me,…
I Have a Theory About Men
I have a theory about boys. Well, I have many theories about them, but here’s my latest. They have a sixth sense, and it somehow tells them when girls are happy so they can come…
How to Have a 10 Hour Working Week
How many times have you seen articles with titles like this, promising to share the secret of how to get a better work/life balance? Don’t they make you dream of afternoons in the sunshine drinking…